Thursday, July 07, 2005
I read in the Sierra Vista Herald that if you look really closely at the car ahead of you while it's in the pre-soak cycle at the car wash you can see the image of the Virgin Mary in the soap. My ever inquisitive nature prodded me to see for myself. I thought it looked a bit more like Bogie in the scene in "African Queen" when Kate Hepburn dumps the gin out. Maybe the newspaper guy meant the tri-color wax cycle?
Photo by Leo
"Ma'am, would it make you feel any better if you knew that what we are asking Matt here to do was a holy thing?"
Witness A: I saw this.
Witness B: I saw that.
Witness C: I saw something totally different.
Thus the old saying:
"Newspapers may not always report the truth, but they will surround the hell out of it."
Witness A has a good PR agency, and the reporter is too lazy to check out B and C.