Thursday, September 15, 2005

The Real Leo

Here he is.

Spends hours every morning at McDonald's with a bunch of geezers, sipping coffee, bitching about nothing in general.

Shuffles through Wal-Mart .

Scratches his crotch and butt frequently.

Watches re-runs of "Hee Haw."

Smokes the foulest-smelling cigars imaginable.

Drives a 1972 Chevy, which only has 30,000 miles on it.

Haw. Haw. Haw. Thet thar's a reel keen likeness o somebuddy, but it ain't that Leo feller. He's a swashbuckler an the gals really swoons over him.

Mah sistuh done gawt his pitcher hangin onna ceilin over her cot.
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