Tuesday, October 04, 2005

S.V. City Editor Found Dead in Local Love Nest

Photo by Blind Lemon Jefferson

After a long night of carousing and Contra dancing, Ted (Sweet Pants) Morris was found dead at an undisclosed local flophouse. Following up on a phone lead called in Monday night just before 11:00 pm, authorities found the semi-clad and obviously deceased Morris. An unnamed suspect was reportedly in custody at the Cochise County Sherriff's office this morning. Her identity has been withheld, well, for obvious reasons.

Looks like he died happy.

And in his lifetime, he had good taste in beer.
LOL - both good points Chronicler, and an entertaining & humorous yarn to boot =)
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