Tuesday, October 04, 2005

S.V. City Editor Found Dead in Local Love Nest

Photo by Blind Lemon Jefferson

After a long night of carousing and Contra dancing, Ted (Sweet Pants) Morris was found dead at an undisclosed local flophouse. Following up on a phone lead called in Monday night just before 11:00 pm, authorities found the semi-clad and obviously deceased Morris. An unnamed suspect was reportedly in custody at the Cochise County Sherriff's office this morning. Her identity has been withheld, well, for obvious reasons.

Comments:
Looks like he died happy.

And in his lifetime, he had good taste in beer.
 
LOL - both good points Chronicler, and an entertaining & humorous yarn to boot =)
 
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