Wednesday, November 09, 2005

A little something from the old days

Ladies, feast your eyes on this wiry, Brandoesque specimen of manhood. A former pillar of testosterone. Leo, what's happened to us? We used to be potent. We used to be virile. Now all we can do is talk about it.

Polaroid Land Camera photo by Chester Arthur Burnett

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.
"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.
The old guy paused, then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"
This photo is a perfect case example of how marriage rescues men from being scraggly, emaciated, cool-looking dudes.

But -- Leo is still a little scraggly at times.
Yes, we have all been "rescued" by marriage.
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