Sunday, December 11, 2005
'Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid'
"All dames are alike: they reach down your throat and they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, step on it with their high heels, spit on it, shove it in the oven and cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and serve it to you and then expect you to say, 'Thanks, honey, it was delicious.' "
— Rigby Reardon, Private Eye (played by Steve Martin)