Saturday, January 21, 2006

I just shaved my head.

Actually, it's not shaved. Just shorn real close. Did it myself. Heck, I can't grow it on top anyway. And I live in a town where I'll actually "fit in" better. HOO-RAH! Let's kill some Jihadi Boys!!

Well, don't forget the sunscreen - you're in the 'Zona now (seriously, it looks good, Ted =) I was thinking about getting my hair cut this weekend too, but then decided not to - I'm just gonna let it grow & grow, and see how long it gets before I get too old lol...
Great idea, Peg. I guess I'll stop cutting my hair too. Wait. I've only had 4 haircits in the last 15 years. The Last one was June 5,2005. Make a note and we'll see where I am a year from now.

Well, now I'm done. I'm growing the beard too. From the looks of it so far, it will have the "Wolfman Jack" stripes, though most of it will be red.

Theodore. You, my friend, fit in wherever you go in America. The bald head works with all branches of the service as well as gangbangers, skinheads, rappers, hippies, bikers, 'rasslers, ad infinitum. In America, you resemble everyone. In America, you are king. You could even do a stint on the Redneck Comedy tour.

In America, kudos to Huey Long, "Every Man a King". As it ought to be. From Billy Preston and George Harrison I steal a song title too. "That's The Way God Planned It."
Leo, you are ever the sage.

And, thanks, Peggi. Wow, your fabulous hair is gonna get longer? Hang on, Sloopy!
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