Monday, December 25, 2006

Heard Museum, Phoenix


This is a cool place, dedicated to Native American history, culture and art. I went there on Thursday.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

take a hike


Sunday, December 10, 2006

Photo by Leo
Mom made beans for dinner
you know I ate em all
said come get your coat on
going to the mall
gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee
but all that I could think about
was how not to cut the cheese
waiting there for Santa
thought that I'd explode
the gas bubble grew bigger
with every ho ho ho
try my best to hide that I was doing swell
but when I sat down on Santa’s lap he hollered what’s that smell ?

~chorus~

I farted on Santa’s lap now
Christmas is gonna stink for me
I farted on Santa’s lap
now I'll get &*&*&*& under my Christmas tree

I asked him for a baseball
I asked him for a bat
I asked him for some ice skates
but I'll get none of that
I asked him for a lot of things
I'll have to do with out
when I sat down on Santa’s lap
I let one slip out

~chorus~

On Christmas eve I snuck out
of my bed with out a sound
went down to the living room
to take a look around
and then I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree
his arms were full of presents
and they were all for me
put them in a pile got up to turn around
then blew a fart with such great force
our tree all most fell down
so I'll always cherish that special moment when
I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Year-round, night or day


Yep. Bisbee AZ.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Mele Kalikimaka

Photo by Leo
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."

Sunday, December 03, 2006

thanksgiving camp


Saturday, December 02, 2006

Joyous Holidays

Photo by leo
I will attempt, over the next few days, to take on a festive and holiday inspired spirit. To than end, I will only post holiday related stuff with witty and avuncular commentary. Ho, ho, and all that.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Chiricahua Wilderness, Southern Arizona


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