Sunday, December 10, 2006

Photo by Leo
Mom made beans for dinner
you know I ate em all
said come get your coat on
going to the mall
gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee
but all that I could think about
was how not to cut the cheese
waiting there for Santa
thought that I'd explode
the gas bubble grew bigger
with every ho ho ho
try my best to hide that I was doing swell
but when I sat down on Santa’s lap he hollered what’s that smell ?

~chorus~

I farted on Santa’s lap now
Christmas is gonna stink for me
I farted on Santa’s lap
now I'll get &*&*&*& under my Christmas tree

I asked him for a baseball
I asked him for a bat
I asked him for some ice skates
but I'll get none of that
I asked him for a lot of things
I'll have to do with out
when I sat down on Santa’s lap
I let one slip out

~chorus~

On Christmas eve I snuck out
of my bed with out a sound
went down to the living room
to take a look around
and then I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree
his arms were full of presents
and they were all for me
put them in a pile got up to turn around
then blew a fart with such great force
our tree all most fell down
so I'll always cherish that special moment when
I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then

Comments:
:) Nice
 
Leo, you make me laff.
 
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